Monday, November 30, 2009

Thanksgiving at OTB


On Thanksgiving I naturally went and did some off-track betting. I believe this is what most people do. For those of you not so familiar with OTBs – they are gaming worlds for adults where you go to place your bets if you can't get to the track

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Glass House



I visited the über famous Glass House by Philip Johnson. For obvious reasons there are no medium-sized stones in the vicinity of the house - only pebbles, and rocks too heavy to pick.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Music



The other night I went to Bowery Ballroom in New York to see Soulsavers (featuring Mark Lanegan). The venue is nice, although it's sort of a cheap copy of Tavastia in Helsinki.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Caruncle


Since I own a car and since I have two nephews - I must be a caruncle. Not especially flattering.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Coffee in Finland

These are the types of coffee I drank during my trip to Finland (in no particular order). I consumed a minimum of four cups a day, which is below the national average.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Awkward in finland

These two things felt slightly awkward during my recent visit to Finland:

I've gotten so used to leaving a tip at restaurants that I felt somewhat uncomfortable not leaving one.


The cover of the main newspaper is dedicated to advertising.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Reach

There seems to be a slight difference in the way that Finns and Americans think about reaching for things. While in Finland:


"The one who reaches for the spruce tree...


...will fall onto the juniper"

in America they recommend you:

"Reach for the stars!"

Saturday, April 11, 2009

MSG


I went to see my first sporting event since my arrival to US - Knicks vs Pistons in Madison Square Garden. You can tell that the home team is not doing great when the loudest cheers are given to the guys shooting T-shirts to the crowd during breaks. I think I've got to get one of those - I mean one of those cannons that shoot T-shirts.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Wedgie

As defined in Wiktionary: Noun, 1. (slang) A prank in which a person's underpants are pulled up sharply from behind in order to wedge the clothing uncomfortably between the person's buttocks

This belong to the category of expressions that I didn't really need to learn - and yet I wish I could start the elementary school all over again and launch this noble activity in Finland.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Pigeons


Some things are exactly the same in Finland and in the US - pigeons among them. A couple of them (I presume they are a couple) like to spend their days on the ledge right behind the window by my desk at the office. Having studied these mundane creatures for quite a while now I have to say that I find them quite beautiful.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

PJ


I thought I'd start posting every once in a while about my very favorite things in America. I have to say that I've fallen in love with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. (This jelly is what my English teacher would have called jam.) Amazingly enough these godly creations are practically unknown in Finland.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

President & Deodorant


This is what they sell at Union Square in Manhattan. Makes sense to me: it's going to get real' sweaty before Obama gets the Cap and Trade system passed.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Numbering




While the measurement system in America (inches, miles, pounds, ounces...) gives me a headache, they have definitely figured a better way to number apartments here. (I think even you non-Finns, non-Americans can figure out which one it is.)

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Green Card


It's my second anniversary of living in Ameriikka today (as documented here - the same, oddly familiar madness is on right now). I was thinking about the most memorable moments during this period and I feel like there is one above the rest: the day when I got my long awaited Green Card. The incident would have been memorable as such but it became an all time classic when my wife tripped over and broke her finger as we were rushing out the house to make it on time to the court house. It took hours before we were done with the process and she got to see a doctor. Is there really no gain with no pain?

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Ball Games


I've been wondering how are there so few American men among the people I play volley ball with – while there are plenty of American women. I think I get it now: volley ball is a game for sissies that no self respecting grown up man should play.

Now, you are of course wondering how can it have taken me so long to figure that out. I guess that just goes to show how much of a sissy I am.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Broadway Show


Yesterday I got to see a Broadway Show for the first time (Guys and Dolls - I kind of feel like seeing the movie version next). The show was good and the theater very glamorous - I especially liked the way the fire hoses were hidden. I'm sure the firemen will appreciate it too as they rush in to save the building.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Upright vs Canister


Some days ago I made a mess at the office and I had to get the vacuum (I used to call it hoover but the only thing hoover around here is the damn dam). This was my first encounter with an upright vacuum - and I hope it was the last one. A co-worker said diplomatically that he thinks people get used to what ever they grow up with. But that's not true! Anyone who has tried a canister vacuum has gotta love it!

Monday, March 2, 2009

Snow


The good people of New Haven (and the rest of the Northeast) faced snow fall of a full foot today. Some liked it better than others.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Tennis Balls


Oh my - now I've been in America so long that I can't even tell if this is something that they only do here, or whether they do the same thing in Finland. I feel like every single walker I see around here has tennis balls stuck under the back legs. I suppose they are there to make the legs glide easier (for those not familiar with these devices: the front legs have wheels). It is mind boggling that this issue has not been solved in the design of the walkers. Do these people decide every morning whether they put them on depending on the weather or something?

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Twist-off caps


Today, after a tough day at work (okay, okay - it wasn't that tough) I felt like having a beer at home. One of the things I seem to never learn is that some of the local bottles come with a twist-off cap. When I then go ahead and open them with my highly masculine kitchen knife technique, the result tends to be catastrophic. Luckily all that happened today was that the cap disappeared magically. A few minutes later I found out that the cap had in fact landed on my head which is at the moment covered with thick winter fur.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

pillows


A lot of Americans like to put a ridiculous number of pillows on their beds. Yes, ridiculous. I'm afraid the reason for this behavior is not the popularity of pillow fighting. In fact I have no idea why they do it. Anyone?

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

White House - 3 a.m. - Jan 21 2008



A great day in Ameriikka! Boy - these two are going to need some sleep.

Snow Shoeing in Vermont



This would be a definite hit in Finland! (To you non-Finns: no-one snow shoes in Finland - it's all about skiing there.)